Post by Josh Woodrum on Nov 12, 2007 14:15:15 GMT -5
((We open on a dimly lit room. Josh Woodrum walks in and waste no time going into a promo. ))
JOSH: It’s been said, was said in fact by Dr. King, “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Well my friends, this, the whole situation with Jackie and myself, is a moment of controversy. Jackie Greggs, I once considered you the love of my life. But I realize now that you are nothing more than a sleeper, a very *friendly* person, a no good pregnant dog!
((Woodrum stops long enough to take a breath.
JOSH: But it is on to more important matters. At the next FEAR TV, I, along with Cliff Brown, face Insomnia and Stu Who? In a tag team match. Now Insomnia you’re planning to kill the ISGA…and speaking of killing, of death, what was it like to float in the darkness of non existence? I ask you this ‘Som, because you soon shall be back floating with the monsters, and the lost souls, back in the abyss of death.
You wanna trash me? You wanna try to intimidate me? Wanna take credit for my rise in NWW? ‘Som…. You are not all powerful! Your not omnipotent….. though you may be impotent…. But that is beside the point, f**k the catchphrases, forget the snappy one-liners, and listen up…
You, are the very reason, THE VERY d**n reason, that I am the way I am now. Back in the old NWW, I ripped you on the mike every d**n chance I got, and it led to one match… and what happened? Well I’m a man so I admit it, you won. But what happened after that? I feel into depression, I became broken down, I questioned my skills, my motives, my life!
And then I met Jackie Greggs…. The rest as they say, is history… but ‘Som the point here is that every thing in my life is traced back to you, whether it was my “fall from grace” to meeting Jackie, to becoming one of the top dogs in the NWW, you did help in that, it is all your fault…. And at FEAR, your demise will be your fault, for you have pissed me off for the final time…. THE FINAL TIME!!!! You wanna kill the ISGA, well I’m standing in your way, with a nice big Josh Bottom to drop your ass into the deathly hallows.
((Woodrum smiles a…. well it can’t really be called a smile, something about it is not right….))
JOSH: Stu Who?.... interesting to note: You haven’t even commented on the fact that your Jackie’s baby daddy…. Well no matter at FEAR TV, you will be wiped from existence as well…..
For you see, this Monday the world shall bare witness to what happens when a man has reached his breaking point. So prepare Stu, prepare Insomnia, for the Dragon’s wings are spreading, and that my friends is, SIMPLY IMPRESSIVE!
(( Josh turns and leaves.))
JOSH: It’s been said, was said in fact by Dr. King, “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Well my friends, this, the whole situation with Jackie and myself, is a moment of controversy. Jackie Greggs, I once considered you the love of my life. But I realize now that you are nothing more than a sleeper, a very *friendly* person, a no good pregnant dog!
((Woodrum stops long enough to take a breath.
JOSH: But it is on to more important matters. At the next FEAR TV, I, along with Cliff Brown, face Insomnia and Stu Who? In a tag team match. Now Insomnia you’re planning to kill the ISGA…and speaking of killing, of death, what was it like to float in the darkness of non existence? I ask you this ‘Som, because you soon shall be back floating with the monsters, and the lost souls, back in the abyss of death.
You wanna trash me? You wanna try to intimidate me? Wanna take credit for my rise in NWW? ‘Som…. You are not all powerful! Your not omnipotent….. though you may be impotent…. But that is beside the point, f**k the catchphrases, forget the snappy one-liners, and listen up…
You, are the very reason, THE VERY d**n reason, that I am the way I am now. Back in the old NWW, I ripped you on the mike every d**n chance I got, and it led to one match… and what happened? Well I’m a man so I admit it, you won. But what happened after that? I feel into depression, I became broken down, I questioned my skills, my motives, my life!
And then I met Jackie Greggs…. The rest as they say, is history… but ‘Som the point here is that every thing in my life is traced back to you, whether it was my “fall from grace” to meeting Jackie, to becoming one of the top dogs in the NWW, you did help in that, it is all your fault…. And at FEAR, your demise will be your fault, for you have pissed me off for the final time…. THE FINAL TIME!!!! You wanna kill the ISGA, well I’m standing in your way, with a nice big Josh Bottom to drop your ass into the deathly hallows.
((Woodrum smiles a…. well it can’t really be called a smile, something about it is not right….))
JOSH: Stu Who?.... interesting to note: You haven’t even commented on the fact that your Jackie’s baby daddy…. Well no matter at FEAR TV, you will be wiped from existence as well…..
For you see, this Monday the world shall bare witness to what happens when a man has reached his breaking point. So prepare Stu, prepare Insomnia, for the Dragon’s wings are spreading, and that my friends is, SIMPLY IMPRESSIVE!
(( Josh turns and leaves.))